Vampire Pepper Spray with Garlic
Vampire Pepper Spray with a Touch of Garlic
Well, we've finally done it - we just can't take those pesky Vampires trying to drink our blood everywhere we go.
So, our staff has brewed up the first and original VAMPIRE PEPPER SPRAY (with a good dose of Garlic - of course).
Repel Vampires and Criminals Alike
So, now, you can be prepared not only from worthless street thugs, criminals, rapists, muggers, robbers and would-be attackers - but you can repel away the nastiest of Vampires as well.
Hurry - no one else has this Vampire repelling pepper spray - so grab some today.
This is really pepper spray - it is not a toy - yes it does have garlic added to the formula and we wish you all the best in your Vampire hunting.
Warning: This Vampire Spray has not been tested on Zombies - yet.
We're not kidding - look at Clinical Vampirism on Wikipedia:
Clinical vampirism, more commonly called Renfield's syndrome or Renfield syndrome, is an obsession with drinking blood. The earliest formal presentation of clinical vampirism to appear in..... Read more here.
Psst.....Okay, we really don't believe in Vampires either.
....But this is one hot pepper spray (with Garlic) and is sure to be a conversation piece where ever you go - as well as a great self defense weapon! - Happy Vampire Hunting!
Sorry, no Pepper Spray orders to New York, Massachusetts or outside of the USA.
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